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Old Sep 16, 2005, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #81
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170: because god hates you
171: Alesia wants to res Mhenlo... who is currently in the middle of 20+ minotaurs.
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Old Sep 17, 2005, 07:18 PM // 19:18   #82
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172. Your only monk has his house catch on fire and leaves. (had this happen, except it was the nuker in the group that left.)
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Old Sep 17, 2005, 07:30 PM // 19:30   #83
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172. Your only monk has his house catch on fire and leaves. (had this happen, except it was the nuker in the group that left.)
then why are you picking on monks, bub? .... huh? .... wanna make something of it? ....
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Old Sep 17, 2005, 08:53 PM // 20:53   #84
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then why are you picking on monks, bub? .... huh? .... wanna make something of it? ....
Rawr! I concure.

Monks are awesome ^.^
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Old Sep 17, 2005, 09:16 PM // 21:16   #85
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173. Someone uses heal party and you get healed only 51
174. That same someone said he could take place of a healing monk
175. Your group leader let in a level 17 W/Mo singing a Hilary Duff song with ascalon city armor.
176. Your winter casting ranger "Had to go eat"
177. Your ranger is the only one on the team dealing damage, but yet you have 3 eles and 2 warriors
178. Your other ranger is bragging about her 12-23 bow and her level 17 stalker
179. (true) Your mesmer gets naked and tries to explain how she will grab all of the enemy's attention, yep she did, ooh she died, must be the monks fault, her corpse dissapears and her name greys out.
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Old Sep 17, 2005, 09:23 PM // 21:23   #86
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166.The dogs start humpin each other and you can't get em off
too many...bad...jokes...
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 02:22 AM // 02:22   #87
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I dont know if this one's been posed (didn't bother reading all 4 pages)

4 out of 8 players were busy drawing and pinging like crazy all over the radar.
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 03:10 AM // 03:10   #88
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I dont know if this one's been posed (didn't bother reading all 4 pages)

4 out of 8 players were busy drawing and pinging like crazy all over the radar.
very true.. actually, i have done it once because i was bored out of my mind in GW. my friend and I said a free run to droks (got a group of 8), however when we left to go to droks, we went naked and died on the first few hits... then another dude (W/Mo) attempts to run, does well, we start writing on the map pretending its not us;
Someone: Who's doing that?
Me: Yeah stop it! (drawing still)
My Friend: Yeah that's really immature... (also drawing)

We got out of it clean, but the runner left in frustration because he got stuck in a pile of enemies. While my friend and I are laughin like crazy. That was the only time

However... sorry for my funny but boring story but:

(i dunno if this was mentioned)
When everyone is bein attacked by 1 person, and dies, ur the last one alive and u survive for 5 minutes even if its 4v1 or 8v1.. so ur team just sucks.

(happens MANY MANY times with me)
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 05:04 AM // 05:04   #89
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OMG i ran out of breath laughing so much while reading those ;D
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 06:17 AM // 06:17   #90
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180. A warrior makes a prepared speech on how one of the rangers/mages should babysit king, only to watch as he himself talks to him at the beginning of the mission.
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #91
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181. That warrior attempted "Kilroy Stonekin!"
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 09:12 AM // 09:12   #92
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182.
When you burn yourself from baking cookies because you have a sugar tooth and decied to say 'brb cookies' and rush to check if they're done. Only to realize you can't tell if they're done and rush to your spouse in the bedroom WHO ALSO played GW and is busy in the mission and says "sure they're Done" and you try to rush out backwards only to get the very very hot pan singe your stomach.. shirtless.
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 09:48 AM // 09:48   #93
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183.
the BIP necro decides to commit suicide.
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Old Sep 18, 2005, 10:23 AM // 10:23   #94
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171: Alesia wants to res Mhenlo... who is currently in the middle of 20+ minotaurs.
That cant happen, u cant have alesia and mhenlo both as henches @ the same place
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26   #95
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184. you are to busy laughing at the yakslapper you just picked up to move,talk,ect.
185. the monk who was calling healer lfg tells you he didn't bring rez
186. your warrior is to busy dancing to fight
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2 of my friends got yelled at by this guy because they were using a non chaos-axe so 2 warriors and me healer decide to join the group for some fun. they agroed everything in the area while I healed them then started dancing. he yelled and fought and died then realized I was casting smites on them and omg killing the enemy with bad dancing
/end off topic
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 11:29 PM // 23:29   #96
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187. The warriors decide they're taking too much damage from the Eles in FoW, so they decide it's time to run back to Rastigan...>.<
188. The healing monk with no enchants thinks its amazingly hilarious to bring Blessed Signet and spam it so that it does the "pop" animation/sound in the middle of fights in FoW.(had this happen to me last night when I wasn't being a healer that time....argh..bad idea...)
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 12:18 AM // 00:18   #97
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189. You have me(The Infamous Ranger) on your team!!
190. Your ISP is verizon.
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 06:03 AM // 06:03   #98
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191. Family Guy is on.
192. You lost your arms in Vietnam.
193. Your ISP is two cups with strings attached.
194. You forgot res signet.
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 06:07 AM // 06:07   #99
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195.) You forgot to take points ut of smiting after a grigion run but remembered all your skills.
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Old Sep 20, 2005, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #100
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196. your tank is name killroy stoneskin
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